When the government redacts the truth but we all know what's really going on, this parody tee celebrates those 'just friends' we've been gaslighting ourselves about for decades. Featuring our favorite ambiguously cozy cartoon duo with that classic black-bar treatment, because some things don't need declassification to be obvious.
100% cotton
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Free shipping on all US orders.
10% of profits from your purchase is donated to Lavender Rights Project
Original graphic designs made by a queer, trans, artist (no a.i. slop)
Members receive additional discounts throughout the year.
Because each item is made to order, all sales are FINAL, NO REFUNDS unless an item arrives damaged. Please review the size guide and return policy before making a purchase.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Order are typically fulfilled within 3 days from when the order is placed. Standard shipping times depend on carrier. Making products to order instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
When the government redacts the truth but we all know what's really going on, this parody tee celebrates those 'just friends' we've been gaslighting ourselves about for decades. Featuring our favorite ambiguously cozy cartoon duo with that classic black-bar treatment, because some things don't need declassification to be obvious.
100% cotton
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Free shipping on all US orders.
10% of profits from your purchase is donated to Lavender Rights Project
Original graphic designs made by a queer, trans, artist (no a.i. slop)
Members receive additional discounts throughout the year.
Because each item is made to order, all sales are FINAL, NO REFUNDS unless an item arrives damaged. Please review the size guide and return policy before making a purchase.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Order are typically fulfilled within 3 days from when the order is placed. Standard shipping times depend on carrier. Making products to order instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
| SIZE LABEL | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | 28 | 18 | 15 5/8 |
| Medium | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| Large | 30 | 22 | 18 1/2 |
| X Large | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2X Large | 32 | 28 | 21 1/2 |
Want something a little more stationary? Check out the poster on my Etsy Shop.
